I Went to work today. A seemly normal day. As usual, it was raining. My hubby dropped me off with promises to pick me up later.
I was helping with a older age group. Many of them I knew by name or saw in passing when they were dropped off.
What you need to know, I was feeling really good. I had not gotten that flu, every one else had got. I was looking forward to spending R & R with John. I was excited.
When I walked into the classroom I saw they were doing a health and Well body check up. Ok... I am sure this is a good thing. The four year old doctor called for the next patient. I realized, He was talking to me. As I sat down, He pulled over his box of tools. He listened to my heart. Took my temperature, checked my reflexes. He than in a very serious voice, informed me that my heart was dead. I wondered how this could be, but he repeated the diagnose, my heart was dead. I thought, ok I can live with this....I think. well the tests continued. He checked my pulse and than even in a more serious no nonsense voice, he informed me that my brain was oval shaped.
Now this was not a laughing matter! I had big plans for the weekend. I had no time to be sick. I told the doctor, I need for him to give me some medicine, so I would feel better. He agreed, and informed me it would hurt a little bit. He then gave me four shots of toxic water waste. Put two band aides on shot site and sent me on my way.
I love games using your imagination with children.
